Ah, it must be Friday, very good Ledge

Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options.

One was an alcoholic, one was a chain-smoker and one was a homosexual.

The doctor addressing all three of them said, "If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die".

The men left the doctor's office each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice.

While walking toward the station to catch their train, they passed a bar.  The alcoholic hearing the loud music and smelling the ale could not stop himself.   His buddies accompanied him into the bar where he had a shot of whiskey. 

No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar when he fell off his stool, stone cold dead.  His two companions, somewhat shaken, left the bar realising how seriously they must take the doctor's words.

As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying in the ground, still smouldering.  The chain smoker stopped in his tracks and stared at the cigarette.

The homosexual looked at the chain-smoker and said......

"You know if you bend over to pick that up...we're both dead!"