Friday Funnys


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 In the world of hi-tech

Fri, 2017-03-31 07:48

 
In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capital letters.

For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement:
 
The use of capitals, known as capitalisation, is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
 
Is everybody clear on that?

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 I'm tossing up between

Fri, 2017-03-31 08:33

 I'm tossing up between Shakira and Susan Boyle 

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 Pink...she could shit in

Fri, 2017-03-31 12:34

 

Pink...she could shit in bed...id kick it out with me foot. 

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which one would you kick out

Sat, 2017-04-01 12:24

which one would you kick out ?