Friday Funnys


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Bieber - and if I was allowed

Fri, 2017-09-08 08:28

Bieber - and if I was allowed to punch two it would be Bieber twice...........

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Got to agree

Fri, 2017-09-08 09:12

But who is all the faces. Some I don't know??

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From top left,Jeremy Corbyn

Fri, 2017-09-08 11:10

From top left,Jeremy Corbyn (british opposition leader) Trump, Ed Sheeran,Russell Brand, some ginge?, Tony Blair, Jamie Oliver, Beiber (smash his face lol) ,Cailyn Jenner (tranny) ?

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Love the West!

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 A FartA fart is a pleasant

Fri, 2017-09-08 08:48

 A Fart


A fart is a pleasant thing 
And gives the belly ease, 
It warms the bed in winter, 
And suffocates the fleas. 


A fart can be quiet, 
A fart can be loud, 
Some leave a powerful, 
Poisonous cloud 


A fart can be short, 
Or a fart can be long, 
Some farts have been known 
To sound like a song..... 

A fart can create 
A most curious medley, 
A fart can be harmless, 
Or silent, and deadly. 

A fart might not smell, 
While others are vile, 
A fart may pass quickly, 
Or linger a while...... 

A fart can occur 
In a number of places, 
And leave everyone there, 
With strange looks on their faces . 

From wide-open prairie, 
To a small elevator, 
A fart will find all of 
Us sooner or later. 


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Dropped one

Fri, 2017-09-08 13:39

Dropped one in an aisle of Coles supermarket in Gero a couple of days ago, magnificent, stunk like a real beauty Grabbed the missus hand and quickly moved off leaving it to two old ladies to appreciate and one blaming the other for it.

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haha

Fri, 2017-09-08 17:21

Saves blaming the dog suppose  ,  blame a grandma!

Surprised you didnt ask the check out chick to get the manager to investagate the strange smell in aisle 3 !

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quadfisher

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Tony Blair

Fri, 2017-09-08 23:00

If ever a lying bastard deserved a smack in the mouth it is him.

Think of Iraq missiles ready to launch with chemical warheads in 10 minutes.

Lying bastard.