Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2017-09-08 07:41
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pelagicyachts
Posts: 1322
Date Joined: 23/02/11
Bieber - and if I was allowed
Bieber - and if I was allowed to punch two it would be Bieber twice...........
crasny1
Posts: 7004
Date Joined: 16/10/08
Got to agree
But who is all the faces. Some I don't know??
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
sea-kem
Posts: 15034
Date Joined: 30/11/09
From top left,Jeremy Corbyn
From top left,Jeremy Corbyn (british opposition leader) Trump, Ed Sheeran,Russell Brand, some ginge?, Tony Blair, Jamie Oliver, Beiber (smash his face lol) ,Cailyn Jenner (tranny) ?
Love the West!
groverwa
Posts: 286
Date Joined: 21/07/14
A FartA fart is a pleasant
A Fart
A fart is a pleasant thing
And gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song.....
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces .
From wide-open prairie,
To a small elevator,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
carnarvonite
Posts: 8673
Date Joined: 24/07/07
Dropped one
Dropped one in an aisle of Coles supermarket in Gero a couple of days ago, magnificent, stunk like a real beauty Grabbed the missus hand and quickly moved off leaving it to two old ladies to appreciate and one blaming the other for it.
quadfisher
Posts: 1146
Date Joined: 28/09/10
haha
Saves blaming the dog suppose , blame a grandma!
Surprised you didnt ask the check out chick to get the manager to investagate the strange smell in aisle 3 !
quadfisher
meglodon
Posts: 5981
Date Joined: 17/06/10
Tony Blair
If ever a lying bastard deserved a smack in the mouth it is him.
Think of Iraq missiles ready to launch with chemical warheads in 10 minutes.
Lying bastard.