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 Well done. Could just see

Fri, 2019-07-19 09:23

 Well done. Could just see the  look on the aposties face with that last one

 

 

Just finished reading a book called Life's Ups and Downs 

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Fri, 2019-07-19 09:44

 

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Fri, 2019-07-19 12:17

Very good again today lads.

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"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."

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 The address-when we were

Fri, 2019-07-19 14:29

 The address-when we were looking around Perth last year for a property, this one popped up and my daughter looked at it it and said

"DAD-there is no way I am ever moving into that place"

https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-wa-bentley-129395398

And it still seems to be on the market...

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The older you get the more you realize that no one has a f++king clue what they're doing.

Everyone's just winging it.

 

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I can understand her objection to living there

Fri, 2019-07-19 14:48

It would make for some interesting comments about where you live. 

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Sat, 2019-07-20 11:42

A couple of guys are sitting in a bar having a few beers and generally chewing the fat when they started talking about rabbits and it was decided the next morning they’d go out and go rabbiting.
It was decided one would pick up the other at 6 o’clock the next morning and they’d head out into the bush.
The guy who was driving decided to go home then and get a decent sleep while other stayed at the pub until stumps. Full of piss, he’s somehow made it home and collapsed on his bed. Next morning, his mate has turned up to pick him up to go rabbiting. He tooted on the horn, rang him on the phone but no sign of him. He’s then gone up and banged on his bedroom window, this got the drunk fellas attention, super hung over, he’s climbed out of bed and made it out to the car where he has collapsed asleep in the back seat.
They’ve arrived at their destination, but the fella in the back seat hasn’t moved, snoring and smelling like a brewery, so the other guy has decided to go alone.
An hour or so has passed when the guy has come back with a nice brace of rabbits and he called out to the sleeping guy to get up.
His drunken mate has climbed out of the back seat and as he stood up, he got those sharp pains in the guts telling him he needed to crap, and crap soon.
His mate continued to clean the rabbits and noticed his mate disappear behind a log and dropping his pants to have a crap, lots of moaning and groaning followed. His mate cleaning the rabbits thought he’d play a trick on his drunk mate, so he’s snuck up to the log and quickly flicked a handful of rabbit guts onto his crap and quickly hightailed it back to continue cleaning the rabbits. After 5 or 10 minutes, his mate has reappeared from behind the log, white as a ghost and he was and shaking uncontrollably. The guy cleaning the rabbits has asked him what’s the matter, you look terrible. The drunk guy has said he crapped so hard, some of his insides must have come out. His mate says gee, that can’t be very good. To that his mates replied, oh, it should be ok because I managed to poke them back in with a stick.

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That’s sick

Sat, 2019-07-20 13:24

That is a very sick joke