A 70 years old pensioner had one hobby, he loved to fish.
He was sitting in his boat and fishing when he heard a voice say “pick me up.” He looked around and couldn't see anyone.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the same voice say “pick me up.”
He looked in the water and saw a frog floating on the water surface. The man asked the frog “are you talking to me?”
The frog said “yes, I'm talking to you, pick me up & kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful girl you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are jealous, because I will be your bride.”
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket.
The frog said “are you nuts and didn't you hear what I said?”
“Kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.”
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, “I would rather have a talking frog than a nagging wife.
sea-kem
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Ha ha ha classic Larson
Ha ha ha classic Larson
Love the West!
dmck
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all brilliant....
I stole the lot to put on a local site!!
'Chucky' made me think....... but in spite of my age I eventually remembered!
scottland
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I was
I was having a beer with my kiwi mate the other day when I asked how many sexual partners he had
he started counting for a bit then fell asleep
i support two teams eagles and whoever is playing the dockers
davewillo
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That's bloody funny mate!
That's bloody funny mate! Thanks!
PGFC member and lure tragic
sea-kem
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And why won't Kiwis ever
And why won't Kiwis ever make it to the moon.........not enough sceffold bro
Love the West!
dmck
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and.......
Faulkner Family
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Good ones from everyone.
Good ones from everyone.
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together
Shark1
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i m chucky