Friday Funnys - On Thursday!!!!!
Submitted by ledge64 on Thu, 2010-07-08 09:53
Hi All
Travelling Interstate today and always have trouble uploading on work laptop
so posting today
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Friday Funnys - On Thursday!!!!!
Submitted by ledge64 on Thu, 2010-07-08 09:53
Hi All Travelling Interstate today and always have trouble uploading on work laptop so posting today Enjoy |
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alfred
Posts: 3097
Date Joined: 12/01/07
* GOING FOR A Mc
* GOING FOR A Mc BOG.
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, but just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McBog with Lies.
Lamby
Posts: 3145
Date Joined: 04/08/09
Nice, had a good chuckle to
Nice, had a good chuckle to that Alfred
Adam Gallash
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Date Joined: 29/11/05
Fans
3 football fans - a Collingwood fan, an Essendon fan and a Carlton fan were
all walking home after watching a game at the pub.
They come across a dead, naked woman lying on the pavement, and decide
to phone the police.
The Carlton fan could not bear to see the undignified woman lying on the
floor in such a manner, and took off his Carlton cap and placed it over
the woman's left breast.
Not to be outdone the Essendon fan, removed his cap and placed it over the woman's right breast.Similarly, the Collingwood fan felt he could be of assistance and removed his cap and
placed it over her groin area.
Now, when the police arrived, the 3 football fans had to stick around
for questioning by the police.
They watched the officer inspect the scene of the crime.
The officer picked up the cap from the left breast, had a peek, put the
cap down and then wrote down some notes. He then picked up the cap from
the right breast, had a peek, put the cap down and wrote down some
notes.
Next, of course, was the cap over the groin area. The officer
picked up the cap, put it down and then wrote some notes. He picked up
the cap again, put it down and wrote some further notes. For the third
time, the officer did the same thing which infuriated the hell out of
the Collingwood fan to the point where he went up to the officer.
"What are you? Some kind of pervert? Why do you keep looking there?"
asked the obviously annoyed Collingwood fan.
The officer replied "It's just weird - normally, you'd expect to see a
prick under a Collingwood cap!"
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Freo_Boi
Posts: 266
Date Joined: 23/02/10
haha love that one!
Mate did you watch hey hey its saturday last night ledge?
fisherboy
Posts: 357
Date Joined: 27/01/10
speaking of hey hey its
speaking of hey hey its saturday this is sort of like it friday funnys onn a thursday lol
SQUIDGYS for the win!!
alfred
Posts: 3097
Date Joined: 12/01/07
A wife was making a
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'
The wife stared at him.
'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'
Lamby
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Date Joined: 04/08/09
Another corker mate reminds
Another corker mate reminds me of this one:
Husband walks in the door from work and is given the cold greeting by his wife. So he quickly jumps on the couch and yells "oh god quick before it starts I need a beer, please quick a beer"
She obliges and brings him a beer which he downs at breakneck speed and yells "oh shit oh shit its about to start, a beer quick, quick bring another beer"
Again she obliges but looks at him funny as he shotguns the next one in a matter of seconds and just as he is about to ask for another beer she starts yelling "YOU LAZY SLIMEY GOOD FOR NUTHIN' Effen BASTARD BLAH BLAH...." as he mutters to himself "Fuck its already started"
Feral
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Date Joined: 01/11/06
love it Lamby :)
love it Lamby :)
alfred
Posts: 3097
Date Joined: 12/01/07
Good one Lamby! Here is a
Good one Lamby!
Here is a new word
BLAMESTORMING - A group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.
alfred
Posts: 3097
Date Joined: 12/01/07
Wife: What are you
Wife: What are you doing?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing? You have been staring at our Marriage Certificate for over an hour!
Husband: I am looking for the expiry date.