santas coming
Submitted by harro on Thu, 2011-12-22 22:10
serious news lol,
I just found out from my 7yr old ,
that when santa comes , to fit down our wood fire chimney he takes a vitamin b2 to slim up, gets him in then he takes vitamin c to fatten up and give prezzies,
wow it all makes sense now, she has also got the vacum ready so the messy bastard can clean his footprints up, as apparently mumsy works to hard cleaning all the time,
preparaion guys c,mon !! lol
my son is setting up trip wires with alarms ,laser by the way, this house is covered lol, hows urs
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UncutTriggerInWA
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My house is covered
Soon as I put up the tree the dog and the cat start sniffing the boxes and camping under it LOL. Missus and family have just landed in the UK so it's me and the babies this year. I remember last year when the littlies were here... dog and cat just like the kids... Yes, it's that time again :)
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harro
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Merry Xmas
Then ull be fishing bro fact! Have a good one mate
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soupster51
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Classic
Awesome Harro. Mine are still four and three. Talcum powder around my feet at the door for Santa's foot prints and a half eaten cookie are all I need right now to convince them Santa has come. Plus all the presents I guess. Good times.
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allrounder
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Ive got the shotgun ready and loaded
Got my camp chair in position.Going down to IGA in the morning to grab a six pack of redbull and some ice.If that fat lazy prick drops of another thing that needs putting together at midnight, like the trampoline last year,i am going to put a solid through him and his bloody reindeer.We will be having reindeer on the spit for xmas and new years.lol.Merry Xmas everyone.
So tell me have you got your info from years on the water or hours on the internet?
grayzeee
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don't you realise he's magic
don't you realise he's magic allrounder??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCoOcBv01aA
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allrounder
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Grayzeee he maybe magic mate
but if he delivers shit that needs putting together this year he had better hope hes bulletproof.lol.
So tell me have you got your info from years on the water or hours on the internet?
harro
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lol bloody tramps
done that last yr, damm big springs, mrs nearly copped one in the skull, haha
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allrounder
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The worst part about mine Harro
Was it was one of the springfree ones with fibreglass rods.When i got to the end the wife had miss-counted the start point and the bloody door had a pole in the middle of it so had to take it apart and start again.lol.The other thing was the 6 months of weekends to pay for it and the week of nights clearing the area and paving before hand.Then on top of all that Santa takes the glory
So tell me have you got your info from years on the water or hours on the internet?
harro
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lol
funny bro
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Likc
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Ha ha, the guy I work with
Ha ha, the guy I work with was saying exactly the same thing about the last year's trampoline about 5 mins ago. I was pissing myself laughing.
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he has a great imagination ,good on him
he has a great imagination,good on him,brought a smile to my face,anyway have a merry christmas and a happy new year every1
Michael Yoni
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Mine also are 6 and 4. We
Mine also are 6 and 4.
We leave a small bowl of water and a carrot and apple outside for the Reindeers. When Santa and reindeer turn up the carrot gets chewed and spat out all over the driveway, apple gets half eaten and the bowl of water gets tipped out. Amazing to see his face each each time he wakes and beelines for the window before the christmas tree and santa sacks.
(4 year old is "special needs" and will never ever get the opportunity enjoy these moments) so big brother makes up for what she misses out on.
Swan River Fisher
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when i was younger mum and
when i was younger mum and dad put cookies and milk out and in the morning they were half eaten so we thought it was santa and the raindeers. turned out it was them in the night having a snack!! haha
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My boys are 3 and 5 and they
My boys are 3 and 5 and they are getting right into it. They have already got a little bag of reindeer food off Nanna and we have to put some milk out for Santa. I like the footprints idea too soupster
. Might have to use that one this year. We don't have a chimney so Santa uses his special key to get through the front door. Just not too sure whether he will come at night after the boys go to sleep or very early in the morning? I think it will depend on how much we have to drink Xmas Eve?
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ahh yes, The Special Key!
ahh yes, The Special Key! That one was a ripper back in the day!
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pale ale
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Back in the day???? We didnt
Back in the day???? We didnt even have to lock the doors
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When i was young pale, that
When i was young pale, that was only 12 years ago!
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harro
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lol
work boot in the ash of the pot belly fire works , lol ,
oh and last yr missus got some roo shit from over the road haha and put it on the lawn, guess who had to clean it up after haha
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HAHA
never boring at your place big fella
UncutTriggerInWA
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Forget about the F*#@ Bike Santa
I'll leave you a carton of Crownies if you leave the following:
Don't trip over the dog on your way in and leave him here when you go please.... LOL
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Snow
The kids grandparents by some cans of spray snow and spray sleigh tracks on the lawn. Works a treat in the morning.
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Matt T
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Santa
When I was young, Dad used to tell us that Santa liked fine Cognac and Smoked Salmon as he only got milk and cookies at the other places. Needless to say this tradition is being carried on by my daughters. Santa is looking forward to Saturday night.
bod
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same same
none of this milk and cookies stuff for our Santa either ;)
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And I'm stuck at Gap Ridge
And I'm stuck at Gap Ridge Village in K-Town until next Thursday, so hopefully the fat bastard stops by here and drops off some stuff for us.
Cheers
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Paully
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Hell - I better
start smashing the B2 and lots of it
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Harro
Santa came to you today mate. Thanks for the photo.
Dave
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thanx dave
get ur ass down here bud!! some good trips are coming the next few weeks FACT!
cheers for ur message mate, u guys did well ,
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