Wednesday fishing joke.
Submitted by SPESS on Wed, 2007-05-02 09:59
Bob and Mick went out into the river for an all day fish as there were reports of big mullas everywere. As they fished they both noticed a funeral service coming over the near by bridge. Bob takes off his hat and holds it to his heart for the hole duration of the pasing service. Mick turns to Bob and says "gee mate i didnt know you had that in ya to do something like that, bit of respect hey?". Bob replies "well its the least i could do, i was married to her for 30 odd years".
Until next week this was spess's fishing joke time.
Adam Gallash
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another
Two guys from Darwin are quietly sitting in a boat on the Daly, fishing and tubeing down a VB when suddenly Bill says,
" Mate, I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months."
Bruce takes a swig from his stubby and says, "You better think about it mate - women like that are hard to find."
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SHizz
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Spess i told you, if you
SHizz
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so this american chick was
so this american chick was fishing next to me today, thought she was quite...patriotic.
SPESS
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One more to end out the
One more to end out the week, fishing orintated of coarse!
This gut comes home from a hard day at work to find his wife all spriused up in new lingerie! She says to him "tie me up to the bed and ill let you do whatever you want to me, because i know youve had a big day" The bloke stares her in the eyes,says "ok", ties her up really good and nicks off to go fishing!lol. See you next week with another.
Keep it tight, reeeeeeel tight!
Jody
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One for you Spess
IRISH BALLERINA
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in Dublin . She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a woman a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink, and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"
The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"
TWiZTED
Stingray
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Funny
Thats classic Jody!! Good job!
Cheers Jason
seansurfy
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ha ha
[img_assist|fid=36955|thumb=0|alt=Couple of nice bass|caption I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite >pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get >my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at >the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it >turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing >buddies. As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only >refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing. > A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I >catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later >Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding >up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife >hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want >me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think >she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself. What would you do? Tell >the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the >boat as she insists? > Thanks, > > PS Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two bass we caught > > > Dear Fisherman, > > > > Get rid of that narrow minded wife. > That's a nice pair of bass! > > DR. Phil]
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seansurfy
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Bass
I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite
>pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get
>my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at
>the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who it
>turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing
>buddies. As I said the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only
>refuses to join us she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.
> A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I
>catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later
>Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding
>up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife
>hoping that maybe she'd get interested. Instead she says she doesn't want
>me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think
>she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself. What would you do? Tell
>the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the
>boat as she insists?
> Thanks,
>
> PS Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two bass we caught
>
>
> Dear Fisherman,
>
>
>
> Get rid of that narrow minded wife.
> That's a nice pair of bass!
>
> DR. Phil
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