Be responsible this festive season...
Now that the festive season is here, I would like to share a personal experience with you about drinking and driving. As you may well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from an occasional Christmas do over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had 2 or 3 cocktails and a couple of glasses of Shiraz. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before ~ I took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police booze checkpoint but, since it was a cab, they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise as I have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it or what to do with it now that it's in my garage.
tim-o
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Haha, cop cars are better,
Haha, cop cars are better, you can piss along with lights and sirens goin, get home in half the time,
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
Fish guts
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HA!!!! That's funny ;)
HA!!!! That's funny ;)
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Paul H
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A recent joint study
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who drink bottled water, coke, soda, juice, energy drinks and shit like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol.
They cause three times as many accidents.
This message is sent to you by someone who is a drinker and worries about your safety.
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joe amato
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are you serious non drinkers cause more accidents?
im a non drinker aswel as many others on here,your saying we cause more accidents than drinkers?i beg to differ mate,i have been driving for years without any major incident,plus im on the road all the time,i think more people out there are drinkers plus drugtakers causing more accidents towards innocent people,anyway i won t agree with you in my opinion,but have as drink on my behalf lol
Paul H
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Joe I don't think my post
Joe I don't think my post should be taken seriously (it was a joke I was emailed)
Have a great Xmas
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meglodon
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i liked the joke
i liked the joke , i had it sent to me as a email from a friend