the bus driver
Submitted by wopjrb on Tue, 2009-12-08 16:17
The bus driver
fat kids with pimples and fat kids with warts .....fat kids with trousers and fat kids with shorts .....they fart and they sh#t and they burp in the bus ......scratchin there pimples and squeezing out pus.... feasting on candies and brownies and cake ......theres only so much that the driver can take ....ya fat little devils stop screaming and yelling .....stop puking and farting and fighting and smelling ....GOD DAMN ALL THESE FAT KIDS THERE DRIVIN ME NUTS .....THE BIGGEST AND FATTEST ONE JUST DROPPED HIS GUTS.....I WATCHED HIM LEAN OVER HE SQUINTED HIS EYES ......HE HEAVED AND HE PUSHED AND IT BARKED OUT HIS THIGHS.....HE SMILED AND LAUGHED AND HE LOOKED REALLY PROUD ....to be continued - written by matt brooks
UncleStu
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Not bad
But you got to get something fishy in there.cheers stu.
bod
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This is Your Life
I take it...
wopjrb
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nah i been thinkin to much again
lol
Faulkner Family
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i can relate to that , drove
i can relate to that , drove the big green limo's for a while and the kids can be gross but the worst were the private school girls
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together
Dale
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Need a 3 inch fire hose on
Need a 3 inch fire hose on board, hook up to a hydrant and give the little (fat) sucker a squirt and see whose laughing then.
Cheers
Dale
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf