A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
After a moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied : “Your honour, when I put a coin into a vending machine and a coke comes out, does the coke belong to me or the machine?"
Dale
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Very good Ledge
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Alan James
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A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
After a moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied : “Your honour, when I put a coin into a vending machine and a coke comes out, does the coke belong to me or the machine?"
Faulkner Family
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Date Joined: 11/03/08
good ones there as
good ones there as usual
certainly wouldnt want to goto that bakery
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