Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2013-07-05 07:09
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Joodles
Posts: 362
Date Joined: 19/11/10
If Nigella Lawson gets you
If Nigella Lawson gets you going...
http://youtu.be/RtS2Ikk7A9I
sea-kem
Posts: 15008
Date Joined: 30/11/09
Ha ha ha that's awesome!
Ha ha ha that's awesome!
Love the West!
Alan James
Posts: 2226
Date Joined: 30/06/09
Man / woman conversation
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 ...correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No
Man: So where's your f***ing Ferrari?