Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2014-07-11 07:09
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carnarvonite
Posts: 8672
Date Joined: 24/07/07
Ships of the desert
Why are camels called ships of the desert?
Because they are filled with Arab seamen
Dizzy
Posts: 753
Date Joined: 21/02/11
http://youtu.be/hKd9TuiHOCY
http://youtu.be/hKd9TuiHOCY
crasny1
Posts: 7003
Date Joined: 16/10/08
I would have shat myself
aswell. That did not look a friendy hello at all!!!
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
Hutch
Posts: 2221
Date Joined: 21/04/13
Shat myself watching it...
dumper
Posts: 1027
Date Joined: 03/04/08
http://youtu.be/ZmZ2ZLtAjGk
http://youtu.be/ZmZ2ZLtAjGk
crasny1
Posts: 7003
Date Joined: 16/10/08
When opportunity knocks
Grab it!!!!
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
Jutty
Posts: 53
Date Joined: 17/01/12
Stallion
Went better than me
crasny1
Posts: 7003
Date Joined: 16/10/08
Dumper
Wish I can find the clip of a babboon siting on the aeriel pod of a car whilst the people was obviously listening to a CD.
They either purposely switched to radio or did it by fluke. But the electric aeriel extended right up the baboon cloit. Never seen a monkey move faster to the LMFOA reaction from all in the car.
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk
tim-o
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Date Joined: 24/05/11
haha
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
jigsaw
Posts: 154
Date Joined: 30/07/11
What's wrong with this picture?
Just to remind you about the dangers of hand-swinging a propeller.
Anyone who has been around Reciprocating Engine Aircraft wil be able to spot the error right away.
This photo is absolutely incredible! It should be a poster for what not to do.
But can you tell what's wrong with it?
Yes, I imagine you spotted it too.
Never, ever try to prop-start an aircraft without chocking the wheels!!!
I expect that caught your eye right away, as it did mine ....
tim-o
Posts: 4657
Date Joined: 24/05/11
Owwwwll, u can see her ball
Owwwwll, u can see her ball bag
I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.
jigsaw
Posts: 154
Date Joined: 30/07/11
The Irish - again
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in Dublin .
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit, as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked,
'Which man here will buy a lady a drink?'
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed
'Give the ballerina a drink!'
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked,
'Which man here will buy a lady a drink?'
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said,
'Give the ballerina another drink!'
The bartender approached the drunk and said
'Tell me, Paddy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?'
The drunk replied, 'Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!
jigsaw
Posts: 154
Date Joined: 30/07/11
In an Irish Court
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard!"
The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You rotten bastard!"
The judge stops and says to Paddy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"
Paddy stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years I've lived next door to this arsehole, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one!"