Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2015-02-06 06:08
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groverwa
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Date Joined: 21/07/14
Pillow talk
Oh I say Queenie, isn’t it jolly dashed decent of that colonial chappie to give me a knighthood?”
“Oh yes rather Philly. Isn’t he the chap the Orstralians say is a badger smuggler. It makes one think why on earth would one want to smuggle a badger?”
“Oh yes Queenie - it does sound a frightful bore. The dashed thing is that we will have to give him a title in return.”
“I know Philly - we can make him a knight of the order of the Royal Brown Nose.”
“A jolly capital idea Queenie - we can dub him ‘Sir Pository’.”
“Oh that is super Philly - I am slightly amused.”
groverwa
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Date Joined: 21/07/14
Lie detector robot
A man buys a Lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon. The son says, "I did some school work."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching films."
Dad asks, "What film did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was.
The robot slaps the father.
Mum laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
The Robot is for sale....
mjohns
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Date Joined: 11/01/07
Spiders arn't that bad, let
Spiders arn't that bad, let them be...
here is one of my pets.
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Paul H
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Gilly - he's not going to
Gilly - he's not going to live - but he will die happy!! :-)
Youtube Channel - FishOnLine Productions
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbUVNa-ViyGm_FTDSv4Nqzg/videos
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bayliner
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Date Joined: 14/08/12
had to chuckle at the americans
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VHXRYXzEVU