AUSTRALIANS
An English tourist was driving through the Outback of Australia when he
noticed a man on the side of the road having sex with a kangaroo.
A few kilometres further on he came upon a small Outback town, so he parked
his car and went into the pub for a drink.
He grabbed a cold beer, sat at a table, and then took a look around the bar.
He immediately noticed a one-legged guy sitting over at a corner table,
masturbating without a care in the world.
The English tourist turned to the barman and said, "What sort of country is
this? A few kilometres back down the road there was this guy having sex with
a kangaroo and now that guy in the corner is masturbating in full view of
everyone."
The barman said, "You heartless bastard. He's only got one leg. How do you
expect him to catch a kangaroo?"

Good stuff fellas, Friday has started off nicely again, a little bit wet up here, but not too bad all the same.

nice theme.