In the morning, the wife asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. “Thanks for asking, but, I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

 

 

 

At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

 

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again.

"No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says,

"Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!"

 

bite fingernails.

 

 

 

 

 

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

 

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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

 

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Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

 

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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

 

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

 

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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

 

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

 

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

 

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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

 

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

 

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

 

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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

 

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

 

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