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LAWS OF POLITICS ~
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A boy comes home from school at 7pm, his dad asks "where were you?"
"I was with Jessica" he replied
"What where you doing?"
"We were Studying"
After picking up a snack from the table the son says " these fish cakes are lovely"
To which the dad replies "Go and wash your hands son,they're fucking doughnuts"
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4 words to ruin a date
"Do You Mind Paying?"
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No I don't Swallow.
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
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4 words...
Hi, I'm from Rockingham
My fishing spots are so secret........... even the fish don't know where they are !!
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Dad says you're hot.
Love the West!
Your a dirty old man Andy
Ha ha son has his 16th in two weeks here in the back yard. I've been told not to step out the back door lol.
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groverwa
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LAWS OF POLITICS ~ 1:
LAWS OF POLITICS ~
1: When a politician gets an idea, he usually gets it wrong.
2: No matter what they are telling you, they are not telling you the whole truth.
3: No matter what they are talking about, they are talking about money.
4: First Political Principle: No politician talks taxes during an election year.
5: Law of Dispersal: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
6: A good slogan beats a good solution.
7: Any bureaucracy reorganized to enhance efficiency is immediately indistinguishable from its predecessor.
8: Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy.
9: To beat the bureaucracy, make your problem their problem.
10: The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank -- the really big lumps always rise to the top.
11: You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, and that's sufficient.
12: A proliferation of new laws creates a proliferation of new loopholes.
13: A closed mouth gathers no feet.
14: The length of time it takes a bill to pass through the legislature is in inverse proportion to the number of lobbying groups favoring it.
15: Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.
16: A fool and his money are soon elected.
17: Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
18: Baffle the people with bull scat and they will believe.
19: When a politician is talking to more than one person…Promise anything and everything… Then lie. Lie...
Ben85
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A boy comes home from school
A boy comes home from school at 7pm, his dad asks "where were you?"
"I was with Jessica" he replied
"What where you doing?"
"We were Studying"
After picking up a snack from the table the son says " these fish cakes are lovely"
To which the dad replies "Go and wash your hands son,they're fucking doughnuts"
Depth_Charge
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4 words to ruin a date"Do You
4 words to ruin a date
"Do You Mind Paying?"
Dale
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No I don't Swallow.
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
Krusty
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4 words...Hi, I'm from
4 words...
Hi, I'm from Rockingham
My fishing spots are so secret........... even the fish don't know where they are !!
sea-kem
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Date Joined: 30/11/09
Dad says you're hot.
Dad says you're hot.
Love the West!
Dale
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Date Joined: 13/09/05
Your a dirty old man Andy
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
sea-kem
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Date Joined: 30/11/09
Ha ha son has his 16th in
Ha ha son has his 16th in two weeks here in the back yard. I've been told not to step out the back door lol.
Love the West!
Perchhunter
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Date Joined: 15/02/15
Gee your mums hot
Gee your mums hot