Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2018-08-10 07:27
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groverwa
Posts: 286
Date Joined: 21/07/14
Two swaggies walking along a
Two swaggies walking along a bush track, one says to the other " Have you just messed your pants?" "No" says the other. A few minutes go by and the first swaggie says "Are you sure you haven't messed your pants?" "I told you I haven't" the other replies. After a few more minutes the first swaggie says "Drop your pants and give us a look because I'm sure you've messed them". So the second swaggie stops and drops his pants and reveals a big lump of s.... detritus in the bottom of them. "I told you you'd messed your pants" says the first swaggie, "why'd you deny it?"
Says the second swaggie "Oh, I thought you meant today".
davewillo
Posts: 2433
Date Joined: 08/09/16
Funeral song
The Angels - Am I ever gonna see your face again (no way get fucked, fuck off!). Picked that one just to piss off my mother in law
PGFC member and lure tragic
Paul H
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Date Joined: 18/01/07
ACDC - highway to hellQueen
ACDC - highway to hell
Queen - another one bites the dust
Wizzard of Oz - Ding Dong the Witch is Dead - At Dave Willo's mother in laws funeral
Youtube Channel - FishOnLine Productions
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davewillo
Posts: 2433
Date Joined: 08/09/16
Haha!
That's bloody funny Paul!
She's not that bad but wouldn't take no for an answer (as usual!).
PGFC member and lure tragic
Faulkner Family
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Date Joined: 11/03/08
name this band. mmmmmm "The
name this band. mmmmmm "The no hopers "
Song at my funeral. Dont worry be happy
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together
meglodon
Posts: 5981
Date Joined: 17/06/10
funeral song
A song for a funeral who's sorry now.
Name for the band the three stooges
crasny1
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Date Joined: 16/10/08
Trumputkim
Trumputkim
"I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact!!" _ Elon Musk