Enjoy
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5th one down ouch!!!!!!!!!
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Date Joined: 04/04/08
The reason why men cant be sluts yet women can:
A key that opens every lock is a master lock.
Yet a lock that is opened by any key, is just a crappy lock.
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Date Joined: 01/02/10
Key?
Does anyone know where the love of god goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
Hmm, thought it was obvious.
Not a master 'key'?
Ah, right, yes, yes, gotcha now. Stuck in the post for all eternity now. Oh well.
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Date Joined: 14/06/07
master baiting your key again....
Tony Halliday: ~Meals on Reels ~
It takes a strong fish to swim against the current. Even a dead one can float with it
"It is always in season for old men to learn." Aeschylus (525-456 BC)
"In a mad world only the mad are sane." Akira Kurosawa (1910-1998)
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hahaha love it
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What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman??
Iron Man is a super hero.
Iron Woman is a simple instruction.
If life is boring, you must be doing it wrong!
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Date Joined: 22/09/08
A passenger jet is going down in flames, onboard with all the screaming passengers one woman stands up undressing herself shouting "are any of you boys man enough to take me here! I wanna die feeling like a woman!"
One brave man stands up unbuttoning his shirt,
"here quick! iron this!!"
Dave J.
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that is the best one yet......
.
The Bible teaches you to love your neighbor!
AND
the Kama Sutra explains how!
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Date Joined: 09/07/09
lol
If I spent half as long fishing , as I do reading this bloody forum , I'd be twice the fisherman I am.
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How do Kiwis find their sheep in the long grass?
Sensational.
Mulie
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Crack up, apart from the dude with piece of wood where he shouldnt
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how can you tell how old your dog is??????
lift up its tail and look at the date???
The Kimberley....perfect one day and more perfect the next!!!
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Date Joined: 11/03/08
that copper log has gotta hurt. something he will never forget. some classics there from all
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together
wade stenhouse
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Date Joined: 06/10/08
5th one down ouch!!!!!!!!!
5th one down ouch!!!!!!!!!
claymore
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Date Joined: 11/01/11
pics
hlokk
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Date Joined: 04/04/08
The reason why men cant be
The reason why men cant be sluts yet women can:
A key that opens every lock is a master lock.
Yet a lock that is opened by any key, is just a crappy lock.
dodgy
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Date Joined: 01/02/10
Key?
Key?
Does anyone know where the love of god goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
hlokk
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Date Joined: 04/04/08
Hmm, thought it was obvious.
Hmm, thought it was obvious.
dodgy
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Date Joined: 01/02/10
Not a master 'key'?
Not a master 'key'?
Does anyone know where the love of god goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
hlokk
Posts: 4293
Date Joined: 04/04/08
Ah, right, yes, yes, gotcha
Ah, right, yes, yes, gotcha now. Stuck in the post for all eternity now. Oh well.
Tony Halliday
Posts: 2500
Date Joined: 14/06/07
master baiting your key
master baiting your key again....
Tony Halliday: ~Meals on Reels ~
It takes a strong fish to swim against the current. Even a dead one can float with it
"It is always in season for old men to learn." Aeschylus (525-456 BC)
"In a mad world only the mad are sane." Akira Kurosawa (1910-1998)
gumnut
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Date Joined: 30/09/10
pmpl
hahaha love it
r.gates
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Here's one...
What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman??
Iron Man is a super hero.
Iron Woman is a simple instruction.
If life is boring, you must be doing it wrong!
Reefmonkey
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Date Joined: 22/09/08
PLANE ON FIRE
A passenger jet is going down in flames, onboard with all the screaming passengers one woman stands up undressing herself shouting "are any of you boys man enough to take me here! I wanna die feeling like a woman!"
One brave man stands up unbuttoning his shirt,
"here quick! iron this!!"
Dave J.
Muppet
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Date Joined: 23/11/09
Love it
that is the best one yet......
.
Tony Halliday
Posts: 2500
Date Joined: 14/06/07
The Bible teaches you to love
The Bible teaches you to love your neighbor!
AND
the Kama Sutra explains how!
Tony Halliday: ~Meals on Reels ~
It takes a strong fish to swim against the current. Even a dead one can float with it
"It is always in season for old men to learn." Aeschylus (525-456 BC)
"In a mad world only the mad are sane." Akira Kurosawa (1910-1998)
claymore
Posts: 225
Date Joined: 11/01/11
pic
grayzeee
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Date Joined: 09/07/09
lol
lol
If I spent half as long fishing , as I do reading this bloody forum , I'd be twice the fisherman I am.
Mulie
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Date Joined: 20/02/11
Sorry Bro
How do Kiwis find their sheep in the long grass?
Sensational.
Mulie
kamo king
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Date Joined: 30/08/09
haha
Crack up, apart from the dude with piece of wood where he shouldnt
PJAY
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Date Joined: 12/05/09
how can you tell how old
how can you tell how old your dog is??????
lift up its tail and look at the date???
The Kimberley....perfect one day and more perfect the next!!!
Faulkner Family
Posts: 18249
Date Joined: 11/03/08
that copper log has gotta
that copper log has gotta hurt. something he will never forget. some classics there from all
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together