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wade stenhouse's picture

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5th one down ouch!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 2011-04-29 07:59

5th one down ouch!!!!!!!!!

claymore's picture

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Date Joined: 11/01/11

pics

Fri, 2011-04-29 09:13

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hlokk's picture

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The reason why men cant be

Fri, 2011-04-29 11:04

The reason why men cant be sluts yet women can:

 

A key that opens every lock is a master lock.

Yet a lock that is opened by any key, is just a crappy lock.

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Key?

Fri, 2011-04-29 11:14

Key?

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Does anyone know where the love of god goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

hlokk's picture

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Hmm, thought it was obvious.

Fri, 2011-04-29 11:44

Hmm, thought it was obvious.

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Not a master 'key'?

Fri, 2011-04-29 12:45

Not a master 'key'?

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Does anyone know where the love of god goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?

hlokk's picture

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Ah, right, yes, yes, gotcha

Fri, 2011-04-29 12:51

Ah, right, yes, yes, gotcha now.  Stuck in the post for all eternity now. Oh well.

Tony Halliday's picture

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master baiting your key

Fri, 2011-04-29 13:41

master baiting your key again....

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Tony Halliday: ~Meals on Reels ~

 It takes a strong fish to swim against the current. Even a dead one can float with it

"It is always in season for old men to learn." Aeschylus (525-456 BC)

"In a mad world only the mad are sane." Akira Kurosawa (1910-1998)

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pmpl

Fri, 2011-04-29 23:07

 hahaha love it

r.gates's picture

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Here's one...

Fri, 2011-04-29 10:25

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman??

Iron Man is a super hero.

Iron Woman is a simple instruction.

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If life is boring, you must be doing it wrong!

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PLANE ON FIRE

Fri, 2011-04-29 23:30

A passenger jet is going down in flames, onboard with all the screaming passengers one woman stands up undressing herself shouting "are any of you boys man enough to take me here! I wanna die feeling like a woman!"

One brave man stands up unbuttoning his shirt,

"here quick! iron this!!"

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 Dave J.

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Love it

Fri, 2011-04-29 12:36

that is the best one yet...... 

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Tony Halliday's picture

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The Bible teaches you to love

Fri, 2011-04-29 13:37

The Bible teaches you to love your neighbor!

AND

the Kama Sutra explains how!

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Tony Halliday: ~Meals on Reels ~

 It takes a strong fish to swim against the current. Even a dead one can float with it

"It is always in season for old men to learn." Aeschylus (525-456 BC)

"In a mad world only the mad are sane." Akira Kurosawa (1910-1998)

claymore's picture

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pic

Fri, 2011-04-29 13:52

 

 

 

 

grayzeee's picture

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lol

Fri, 2011-04-29 16:08

lol

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If I spent half as long fishing , as I do reading this bloody forum , I'd be twice the fisherman I am. 

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Sorry Bro

Fri, 2011-04-29 16:14

How do Kiwis find their sheep in the long grass?

Sensational.

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Mulie

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haha

Fri, 2011-04-29 16:19

Crack up, apart from the dude with piece of wood where he shouldnt

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  how can you tell how old

Sat, 2011-04-30 07:41

 

 

how can you tell how old your dog is??????

 

 

 

lift up its tail and look at the date???

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The Kimberley....perfect one day and more perfect the next!!!

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 that copper log has gotta

Sat, 2011-04-30 16:40

 that copper log has gotta hurt. something he will never forget. some classics there from all

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RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together