Half a Seal
Submitted by Stoinka on Fri, 2010-09-10 09:51
Cruisin around Smiths Beach, checkin out the surf. Couple of mates came across a fresh carcass of a seal washed up on the beach. completely bitten in half.
Glad i have my new shark sheild on my board.
Guillotines and Bears look great for early next week.
Dicey
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lol poor sammy not so good
lol poor sammy not so good anymore.
Alan James
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Oh Dear
It would appear seals have a problem with 'test bites' as well.
Indiana
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He new the risks
I think we could conclude that it wasn't killed by a bee or a hoon driver.
" IF YOUR NOT GOING TO EAT IT ......PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU CAUGHT IT"
scotto
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oh really,
do you have statistics to back that theory up?
Tony Halliday
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Well if a bee stung it on
Well if a bee stung it on the nose and it went wild thrashing around and attracted a shark...
then technically it was killed by a bee sting....
or it bolted off it’s quiet beach into the surf when the hoons did burn-outs in the car park and chased it into Jaws way….so could to be the hoons…
Tony Halliday: ~Meals on Reels ~
It takes a strong fish to swim against the current. Even a dead one can float with it
"It is always in season for old men to learn." Aeschylus (525-456 BC)
"In a mad world only the mad are sane." Akira Kurosawa (1910-1998)
Indiana
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Now where did I put that report ?
The Ag Dept has confirmed that a study done in 1992 which examined the jaw strength of the nastielittlethingus thatstingus .....definately does not (unless really pissed ) have the jaw strength to bite a seal in half ....so I'm quiet confident that it wasn't a bee.
However I can't find any written evidence to support my claim that the seal was not bitten in half by a hoon ...........so I will withdraw my hypothisis.
" IF YOUR NOT GOING TO EAT IT ......PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU CAUGHT IT"
Ben Derecki
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hahaha
hahaha
PJAY
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he may have just blown a
he may have just blown a seal??? hmmmm
The Kimberley....perfect one day and more perfect the next!!!
MattMiller
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I saw that
yesterday, it's been there a while and f$%k it stinks!
Tony Halliday
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well hsi fate was sealed for
well his fate was sealed for sure in the food chain...
:-)
here is one that too just got tasted!
http://www.underwatertimes.com/news2/seal_shark_bite_norfolk.jpg
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article643371.ece
Tony Halliday: ~Meals on Reels ~
It takes a strong fish to swim against the current. Even a dead one can float with it
"It is always in season for old men to learn." Aeschylus (525-456 BC)
"In a mad world only the mad are sane." Akira Kurosawa (1910-1998)
crasny1
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tony
you are getting old. lol
neels
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Leemo
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should become Greenpeace's
should become Greenpeace's new 'Seal of Approval'
or, maybe, 'Void if Seal is broken'
bludgin' since 94'
kane
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its probably due to cage
its probably due to cage divers :P
Gooooone Fishin!