Kiwis?
A MAN with an eel lodged in his bottom has shown up at a New Zealand emergency department asking for help.
The unnamed man presented himself at the Auckland City Hospital for treatment last week, the New Zealand Herald reported.
X-rays revealed the eel "about the size of a decent sprig of asparagus," a hospital source told the newspaper.
"The incident is the talk of the place. Doctors and nurses have come across people with strange objects that have got stuck where they shouldn't before, but an eel has to be a first."
The eel was removed and the man went on his way. The hospital confirmed the story to the newspaper, but revealed no further details in order to protect the man's privacy.
It was not clear how the eel had found its way inside the man. According to the newspaper, eels are secretive, nocturnal and prefer habitats with plenty of cover.
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"Euh wus bunding ovuh muh
"Euh wus bunding ovuh muh chully bun to greb a beeah wun thus sluppery luttle secker wun streight up muh urse"
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Yay Kiwi thread. What did one
Yay Kiwi thread. What did one kiwi statue say to the other Kiwi statue "Statue bro?"
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mullows
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What are the 3 most common
What are the 3 most common Kiwi lies?
1. I was an All Black Triallist
2. My wife was a Maori princess.
3. I was only helping it over the fence.
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carnarvonite
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Sneaky bugger
Thought he'd found a new way to sneak undersize fish past the inspectors but went a little too far from just having it in his jocks.
crezz
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haha
why have no kiwi's ever been to the moon? not enough scaf bro!
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Whats a Hindu? Lays iggs bru
Whats a Hindu?
Lays iggs bru
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Brad Y
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"eels are secretive,
"eels are secretive, nocturnal and prefer habitats with plenty of cover"
OBVIOUSLY
Fish for thrills....
Smasha
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Reading that makes me rather
Reading that makes me rather eel.
Your entitled to your opinion, it's just that yours is stupid.