Pickup line
Submitted by Jody on Thu, 2007-09-13 22:10
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye, and said,
"Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door,
on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been
"Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door,
on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been
doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it."
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "'No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?"
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "'No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?"
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bruiser
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Great joke....except
I think I've met both of them.
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Personal injury
Must be a couple of personal injury lawyers , they will say anything to get you as a client.
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