Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2017-02-03 07:12
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Saulty2
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Date Joined: 28/05/10
LOL first one
wouldnt take much re wording so that it would be topical of boats seized
groverwa
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Date Joined: 21/07/14
President Trump Trump’s got
The Secret Service is trying to get it.
All the pope’s people are trying to get it.
Trump goes, “Hang on, hang on.”
He walks across the water,
bends over, picks up the hat,
walks back across the water,
puts in on the pope’s head—the pope’s baffled."
Next day’s newspaper headline reads,
“TRUMP CAN’T SWIM.”
groverwa
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Date Joined: 21/07/14
Yard Sale A woman was
noticed a small box that was marked,
"Electronic cat and dog caller:
Guaranteed to work!"
Curious, the woman looked inside the box and began to laugh.
The box contained an electric can opener.
groverwa
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Date Joined: 21/07/14
The rain was pouring down,
The rain was pouring down, standing in front of of a big puddle outside the pub, was an old Irishman,
A passer-by stopped and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Fishing" replied the old man.
Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, " Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me."
In the warmth of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gent cannot resist asking,
"So how many have you caught today?"
"You're the eighth" says the old man.
Adam Gallash
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Ledge64
For your years of continuous friday funnys, even from Bali, i have made you an honorary donor to fishwrecked Ledge. Thanks mate.
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sea-kem
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First thing I look for on
Love the West!
ledge64
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Thanks Adam and not sure what
Thanks Adam and not sure what that means but I will always try and post Funnys on Fridays even from Bali
we need a bit of humor in todays world and I know a lot of people do enyoy the Funnys on Friday with many other contributors.
Cheers
Lesge64
sea-kem
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Lol childish I know
Lol childish I know
Love the West!
chris raff
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A Man's Guide to Women
A Man's Guide to Women
“Intelligence is like a four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places.”
kirky79
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Date Joined: 13/01/12
Haha
Thats gold Chris
sarcasm0
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Date Joined: 25/06/09
What is the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
Donald Trump has never had a lentil on him
sea-kem
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Date Joined: 30/11/09
Ha ha paid!
Ha ha paid!
Love the West!
Dale
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.
gold, (pardon the pun)
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
groverwa
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Date Joined: 21/07/14
Male logic... flawless!
Male logic... flawless!but then she is speechless after only one question.
l bet this happens more often than not to most husbands out there:
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about three
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: Oh, about 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year,
it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000 correct?
Man: Correct
Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No.
Man: So, where is your airplane?
Redfinman
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Date Joined: 18/10/09
Some great jokes this week
Some great jokes this week even my wife laughed :-) Thanks for the last 4 years worth Ledge please keep posting them as I look forward to the "chuckle" before I have to give "lectures"