Friday Funnys
Submitted by ledge64 on Fri, 2019-05-31 07:11
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carnarvonite
Posts: 8668
Date Joined: 24/07/07
What Dolphins
What dolphins?
Who cares if he had a hand on her shoulder, the thought was good.
Hurricane
Posts: 89
Date Joined: 10/11/14
5 dolphins
5 dolphins
Hurricane
Posts: 89
Date Joined: 10/11/14
Maybe 6
Maybe 6
uncle
Posts: 9474
Date Joined: 10/02/07
9
For me
all aggressive fish love bigjohnsjigs
speedy
Posts: 40
Date Joined: 03/07/09
A mother-in-law arrives home
A mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to find her son-in-law Paddy, in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
“What happened Paddy?” she asks anxiously.
“What happened? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an email to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fishing trip.
I get home... and guess what I found? Your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy in our marital bed! This is unforgivable!
The end of our marriage. I'm done. I'm leaving forever!”
“Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!” says his mother-in-law. “There is something very odd going on here. Jean would never do such a thing! There must be a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately and find out what happened.”
Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile. “Paddy, there, I told you it must be a simple explanation… She never received your e-mail!”
sunshine
Posts: 2600
Date Joined: 03/03/09
I have a 90 proof 100 year old Virgin Islands Rum
That has a sand blasted nude engraved onto the bottle, bloody stuff is evaporating in our climate despite a cork and wax seal .....so I can see one nude and no dolphins.....if I dr8nk it I will probably see lots
meglodon
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Date Joined: 17/06/10
Dolphins
put me down for 7
Laurie8781
Posts: 37
Date Joined: 27/04/08
9 dolphins
9 dolphins
davewillo
Posts: 2404
Date Joined: 08/09/16
Without looking at the
Without looking at the answer to the first one I could not find any answer other than the obvious one! Clearly I am damaged goods!
PGFC member and lure tragic
Skull
Posts: 630
Date Joined: 03/01/12
Dolphins
If you are looking for or seeing Dolphins, your looking too close.
Skull
Doc
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Date Joined: 29/05/16
No dolphins, don’t get the
No dolphins, don’t get the 4th one
piston broke
Posts: 776
Date Joined: 05/11/08
Dolphins are
grey Doc
SeperateKnob
Posts: 668
Date Joined: 28/11/16
Haha hilarious thanks
Haha hilarious thanks
Faulkner Family
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Date Joined: 11/03/08
i see 9 dolphins. the bus
i see 9 dolphins. the bus one is good.
done it again with some beauties
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together
Silver Fox
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Date Joined: 19/06/14
Im perverted by the looks of
Im perverted by the looks of things .
My wife understands why I clean my rods n reels in the shower....
Dale
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Date Joined: 13/09/05
There was this little Boy about 12 years old, walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened Frog on a Piece of String behind him.
He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the Door.
When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.
He said, "I want to have sex with one of the Women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the Girls he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the Girls have any Diseases"..??
Of course the Madam said, “NO”.
He said,
"I heard all the Men talking about having to get Shots after making love with Amber. An THAT'S the Girl I want".
Since the little Boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall dragging the Squashed Frog behind him.
Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the Frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the Door.
The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only Girl in the place with a Disease, instead of one of the others"..??
He said,
"Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a Restaurant for Dinner, leaving me at home with a Baby-Sitter. After they leave, my Baby-Sitter will have Sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the Baby-Sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the Baby-Sitter's bones, and he'll catch the Disease. Then when Dad gets home from the Baby-Sitters, he and Mom will go to Bed and have Sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the Milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the Disease,
and HE'S the fucker who ran over my Pet FROG"..
"Just because you are a Character, Doesn't mean you have Character."
Mr Wolf
Faulkner Family
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Date Joined: 11/03/08
well done. thats a beauty
well done. thats a beauty
RUSS and SANDY. A family that fishes together stays together
Billcollector
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Date Joined: 16/05/09
Good one Dale
Good one Dale
piston broke
Posts: 776
Date Joined: 05/11/08
Ripper
Dale