wednesday joke and riddle!

This grasshopper walks into a bar after a hard days work. He was ordering a pint of beer when the barman says "we have a drink named after you, a cocktail actually" The grasshopper turns and says "what george".

Pretty lame but herd it this morning!


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Heres a tricky one! Think

Wed, 2007-02-07 10:52

Heres a tricky one! Think about it before you answer!

Theres this perfectly shaped round igloo on a perfectly square shaped ice berg. The igloo has no doors but a single perfectly shaped triange window. The window is coloured red and the iceberg and igloo are white. The sun shines through the window 10 hours a day on monday and tuesday and for the rest of the week it sines through the window for 11 hours. Inside the igloo is a polar bear. The sun shines on him through the window the same amount of time. So what colour and shape is the polar bear.

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Mmmmmmm I'l let that one

Wed, 2007-02-07 13:55

Mmmmmmm I'l let that one rattle around in the head for a while. Got me buggered.

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Id give you a hint but i

Wed, 2007-02-07 14:00

Id give you a hint but i cant without giving it away!

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Alright, read it slowly and

Wed, 2007-02-07 14:16

Alright, read it slowly and dont pay to much attention to whats written!

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polar bears are white aren't they

Wed, 2007-02-07 16:28

Is there supposed to be a twist with this or am I missing something.

They are shaped like a polar bear too.

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I agree

Wed, 2007-02-07 20:44

Thats what I was thinking andy. Is it white and kinda polar bear shaped???

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Thats it its white and

Thu, 2007-02-08 06:48

Thats it its white and shaped like a polar bear! The rest is just to put you off! Took me all day to get it when i first heard it.

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Ahhhh. Was thinking that but

Thu, 2007-02-08 11:19

Ahhhh. Was thinking that but DOH!~ Good work SPESS
Cheers Mike

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I got it straight away

Thu, 2007-02-08 20:33

I got it straight away (kinda fluked it) but you saying

"Think about it before you answer!"

helped me heaps... really through me off all the other shite. Really quite simple if you think logicaly coz how could it be any other shape or colour than what a polar bear is lol
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But Jay the red window might

Fri, 2007-02-09 20:01

But Jay the red window might make him look pink. Think about the Bundy Bear and the red sock ad. Worked for the bear though.

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If the lord did not mean for us to eat fish and game, he wouldn't have made them outta meat

The speed of light is faster than the speed of sound. That's why so many people appear bright...until they speak.