A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick was advised by a friend to take up yoga to ease her nervousness. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally. One day her friend stopped her and -- noticing her well long, groomed nails -- asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness. "No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."
Dale
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Bloody funny, well done Ledge
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ricey
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Nail Biting
A young woman who was worried about her habit of biting her fingernails down to the quick was advised by a friend to take up yoga to ease her nervousness. She did, and soon her fingernails were growing normally. One day her friend stopped her and -- noticing her well long, groomed nails -- asked her if yoga had totally cured her nervousness. "No," she replied, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."
Wise man says - first take the plank out of your own eye before trying to take the speck out of somebody else's.
Faulkner Family
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some good ones there again.
some good ones there again. gotta love the man cave one.
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