What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Chocolate is just another snack...

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another petrol station loo because "this one is just too icky".

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about Star Trek.

A five-day holiday requires only one small bag.

You can open all your own jars.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $4.99 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, even decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look !

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife..

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

 Hearing reports of Salmon from the beaches NOR but not much details.

Just wondering if anyone has had success. Bait/lures , Morning/evening, general location

Given we have not seen salmon in metro for a while keen to hook a couple

Not fishing related.

A friend is featured on Today Tonight (tonight 6.30, channel 7).

She is battling breast cancer and has an important message for all women.  Please watch or encourage your wives and daughters to watch.

Thanks.

After recently having the hydraulic rams replaced on my boat I was left with some stainless steel rod that I thought I could put to good use. A custom made iki jime spike. I approached a small fab shop in Osborne Park and they wanted an arm and a leg. No thank-you. Then I saw in a recent post that Andy (Sea-kem) has a workshop in Welshpool. No problems he said and a call to Uncle Dan's on the way to Welshpool had the tariff sorted.
Good to meet you Andy and thanks again. It is flash as, now I need to go kill some fish.

for sharpening knifes I still swear by a Good stone and a GOOD steel the steel is the key to having a good edge , but have seen elecy sharpeners wondering if they any good

 Hi all

Anyone coming up to Perth in the next week? I have left my knives in Dunsborough and are off to Gnaraloo on the 4th. There is a 20litre beer cooler as a thanks if anyone is interested.

Cheers

Xtreme Dave

good on you brownie champion footy player and all round good aussie , go out mate shoot some pigs and chase some barra now , you were an out and out champ congrats on your career

Thinking about organising a face to face catch up for all of us who have had some fun with the footy banter threads over the years.

Obviously have to be on a weekend and would like to give it a bit of lead time to encourage as many as possible to attend.

Thinking a NOR venue as I'm organising it, if you're keen list your preference for a day/time/venue and we'll go from there.

Should be a bit of fun.

Gday All,

Some low life has walked into my mother in laws place this afternoon and stole her bag and car whilst they were upstairs this afternoon, unbelievable they are, gets me real fkn angry - the thief was identified as he drove away smashing the car whilst reversing - medium build and of dark complexion.

The car is a Black Mazda 3 with number plates JAYDA 07 - so should be quite easy to find. Im hoping someone can spot him driving around and catch the bastard in the act....

Thanks All

Cheers

Dan

 Couldn't wait to get started, love derby week. Love to watch the wet toasters try to put a positive spin on their side, but you will, like your season thus far, will spin out of control. Bring your A game or don't bother turning up. Here's your prompt.

HEAVE HO,!!!

Dale

 Woo hoo, today's the day. I don't know why I look forward to this, but the days starting to lengthen again means it's close to warming up. And for an arthritic old bastard like me, that can only be a good thing. And for those as interested as me, the precise time for the solstice is 18:51 this evening. Freo should be about 5 goals up by then.

Cheers

Dale

 What we do for some great LBF at Quobba.

Now remember when watching this there is a 27 year age difference, so feeling preety good in doing it in less than 20 minutes

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sWcomS3JGZ0

Just wondering, if there is any one on here that fishes Jurien Bay on a regular basis, ( boat fishing )
and would not mind a tag along, as it's been over 20 years since I have fished up that way and I am sure things have changed just a bit.

I work a week on week off roster, so looking at doing at least a 2 day thing or just tow the boat up for the day and drive home.

Feel free to pm me and I will give you my number and we can catch up for a chat, might go for a drive on Monday and have a look around

Mate in Exxy sent me this this morn.......

the best footy tv show is on now channel 34 marngrook footy congrats to them on 200 shows

 Hey guys thought I'd try my fishy friends first. Looking for someone interested in doing few hours bobcat work nor. Redoing front yard and need all lawn dug out removed preferably. Cash is king! Pm if interested or buzz me on 0478047488

cheers

 Hi all,

not fishing related but I thought I would ask the question and put the feelers out there for some info on building a wood fired pizza oven.

i was wondering if anyone one on here has had experience building their own or assisting with building one?

or better yet if someone on here builds them for a job?

looking to find out the best options to get one built at a good price and so it will last. It will obviously be outside in the weather most of the time (not under a patio or anything) so bricks and mortar would be the obvious go to.

if anyone can shed some tips, info on prices or just general knowledge on the subject I would appreciate it.

thanks

scano

 anyone got any info on where to go and get a snorkel fitted

got a quote from arb to fit a safari snorkel $740 on my st-x

can anyone share any advice on where abouts to go

 Fair old storm coming through Busso at present, rain radar showing we are going to get hammered for a bit today. Classic lightning as well, just had to make a dash down to the shed and unplug my radios.

hold on tight.

Dale

 Gday all, 

interested in doing Restricted Coxswains (aka grade 2). Challenger TAFE doesn't even run the course as far as I can tell, and Perth Boat School (formerly Swan Maritime?) don't have anything till after July (was hoping to do during July...). Just wondering if anyone knows somewhere else that does it as this is all i can find on google, in perth anyway.

 It's just not fair ,been sitting at work all week on night shift looking at reports of good fish & pictures of glassed off days

 Due home wednesday night & what will i be coming home to. Oh well at least i have 3 weeks off this time i might get lucky

 just chasing some answers about two rocks ramp.

 Here we are discussing round 14.

I want to start this off purely to state my admiration for a wonderful player, Jonathon brown.  Unfortunately I feel we have seen the last of him on an afl ground, and that is our loss.  He has taken one too many knocks to the head to play on.  If he chooses wisely too call it quits, he does so with my absolute respect.  A player that has only a focus for the ball and to the detriment of the game he put his head in the way.  I fear for his wellbeing.  I hope for his sake, he makes a decision based upon what is best for him and his loved ones.

 Not sure if this has been up before? Not sure what to say, Good Old 80 series.....Lucky

http://www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/General-Discussion/Chat/Faark-you-Jack-Im-alright/

unknowingly I dropped my wallet in the Wakiki shoping centre car park yesterday , I was down at the bent street boat ramp and wife call me on the mbl " are you missing something" "no don't think so" turns out a woman had found my wallet in the car park and turned up at my place to return it to me and gave it to my wife .She left her address so bought her some flowers and lotto ticket to thank her

Rock fishing safety equipment to be installed along the south coast

​Fisheries Minister Ken Baston today announced 28 rock anchor points, 10 angel rings and various safety signs are about to be installed by Recfishwest along the south coast of Western Australia.

“The initiative is part of a $300,000 State Government strategy, launched in 2012, to improve rock fishing safety over three years,” Mr Baston said.

“Recfishwest is to be congratulated for progressing this initiative which has involved working in a collaborative way with local coastal communities.

“Approvals for the installation of the equipment have been received and, providing weather conditions allow, the safety equipment will be fitted by Recfishwest this month around Esperance, Ravensthorpe and along the south coast.”

The installations include nine rock anchor points at Thistle Cove, four at Hellfire Bay and three each at Wharton Beach, Quagi Beach, Thomas River, Dolphin Cove and Dunn Rocks.  Angel rings will be installed at many of these locations and also at Starvation Bay, Skippy Rocks and Twilight Beach.

“The new works are in addition to the already funded installation of 10 rock anchor points and two angel rings around Albany - including at the dangerous Salmon Holes - and will this year also see safety equipment in the Shark Bay area,” the Minister said.

Mr Baston met with Esperance fishers, and representatives of Recfishwest, at Salmon Beach to discuss rock fishing safety initiatives. 

“There have been at least 22 rock fishing fatalities since 2002 in WA alone so these safety initiatives are extremely important and complement other measures around Esperance, including free loan life jackets and community education,” he said.

“Often rocks appear dry and safe, but it only takes one large wave to sweep a fisher into the ocean.  Recreational fishers need to be aware that without proper precautions, rock fishing can be an extremely dangerous pastime.”

Department of Fisheries Media Release 9 June 2014

 I must say that some people really do my head in.

decided for a quick fish after work tonight, headed down to Woodies around 4:30,  2 boats in the retrieval lane, 1 tied up. So that leaves 2 ramps free. Undid the ropes and start to back down and a pair of blokes come in and land on the ramp I am backing down too! Why is it so hard to look up when you pick your spot to come in?

so pull up again, change rope to other side and back down the ramp. Bloody frustrating though.

rant over, thanks for reading.

 Is there a prize for best actor or dummy spit this year. Or best cheater, fair dinkum the ref has a spray can of white paint to mark the free kick line, be good for afl

could e girls grow a spine at home, can port roll on,come on tiges, can the blues snatch one, melbourne? crows? CARN THE PIES, swanies had a good nite out and will be ready to go